Hoe-ish tendencies

Disclaimer: Names have been changed to protect the identity of the hoes that attend my school.

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-Medina 

"Most sluts are those girls who weren't popular and maybe not that great looking until high school, then they got a body and some senior wanted some ass so he decided to play this young freshman chick. Then shes having sex and she gets attention for the first time in her life, and she ususally just sleeps around some more keep maintain the attention that she gets." - Some Random Guy from a Random Blog 

2 Chainz and I both agree with this quote. It seems as though the females who are "out there" are the one's with low self esteem and personal issues. Feeling bad about yourself or having bad life experiences isn't an excuse to go throwing the neck, or the P to anybody that gives you the time of day. The most annoying thing loose females do is mess with a boy who has a girlfriend. WHY in the phuck should a faithful girl have to get her heartbroken because you don't know the difference between the terms "Single" and "In a Relationship,"? ...As of 2012, there's roughly 7 billion people on Earth. 3,442,850,573 of those are men. That's 6,885,701,144 testicals you could be worried about, but instead you're talking to a guy with a girl friend?

 But the ultimate thing that irritates me about these loose hoes is that they don't even have the common decency to own up to the fact that they ARE hoes. **Alexis Ross, a junior at Joliet West High School, has sex with a boy in the bathroom, throws the neck at his friend and gives his other friend a lap dance. Is she a hoe? OF COURSE. But will she admit it? No. So subsequently, she's the worse type of hoe. A hoe in denial. If you've had sex with just about most of the male population at your high-school, you're a hoe. Don't argue, just accept it. It seems like some have the definition confused. I'd be happy to enlighten you :)

Hoe (h)

n. A skank, woman that is too loose in the booty.

v. hoed, hoe-ing, hoes

(Courtesy of Urban Dictionary)

Examples of HOE:

"Bitch, yous a hoe."

I surely hope I cleared up that misconception. 

Whether you prefer the term Bop, Bussa, Bussdown, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Skank, it all holds the same meaning at the end of the day. If you prefer that lifestyle, cool. If you're looking to make changes, familiarize yourself with the list below.

Laws of the Land Regarding Hoes:

1. Don't talk to, look at, talk about, think about, consider thinking about, or attempt to contact my boyfriend.

2. Refrain from using the word "hoe," a lil hypocritical

3. Discard all pairs of leggings or yoga pants you own. 

4. Don't gossip.

5. Don't take pictures sitting on your sink.. Just no.

And before you consider "talking" to a guy who already has a girlfriend, ask yourself..

is this..

worth this?

LOL. doubt it. 

- Medina Carlvin